|The Jesin Circumcision Clinic - Mohel Humour
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Dr. CarverSubmitted by the webmaster
The old Mohel, Dr. Carver still did circumcisions. One afternoon he was called to the Goldberg house. The baby and guests were waiting anxiously.
The mohel came out of the room a minute after he'd gone
in and asked Mr. Goldberg,
A puzzled Mr. Goldberg went to the garage, and returned with
a hammer. Dr. Carver thanked him and went back into the
bedroom. A moment later, he came out and asked,
Mr. Goldberg complied with the request.
In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received
a pair of pliers a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last
request got to Mr. Goldberg. He asked,
''Not a thing,'' replied old doc Carver. ''I can't get my instrument bag open.''
SignsSubmitted by guild506
A man is walking down the street in New York City when he comes across a shop with clocks and watches hanging in the front window.
''Good!'' he thinks to himself. ''I can get my watch fixed.''
He walks into into the shop and says to the man behind the counter, ''My watch stopped a couple days ago. I'd like you to fix it.''
The shopkeeper replies incredulously, ''I don't repair watches, I'm a mohel!''
''Then why do you have all those watches and clocks hanging in your window?''
The mohel replies, ''What would you suggest I hang there?''
KidsMartin was in Children's Hospital awaiting an operation. He was sharing a room with another boy who was also waiting for an operation. The boy turned to Martin and said, "What operation are you having?"
Martin responded, "I'm here to have my tonsils removed."
"That's a great operation. I had mine out a year ago. They let you play computer games. They give you all the ginger ale and ice cream you want. They treat you like a King."
Martin looked at his companion and asked, "What operation are you having?" The boy looked at Martin and said, "I'm here for a circumcision."
Martin paused for a moment and then said, "Gosh, that's too bad. That's a terrible operation. I was circumcised the first week I was born and I didn't walk for a year!"
- contributed by David Diamond
The SamuraiBack in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"
The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.
The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh hoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still
alive and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised"!
This plaque was produced in Canada in the 1970's.
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